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Extreme Ranting : What is wrong with Team 17?! Blog
6th March 2009
I just paid 400 points for Worms on X360.
What the hey, right?! It's Worms... What could possibly go wrong!?!
..
Well, aside from the things I ranted about, on the original DS version, a long while ago..

Well, would you believe it, there's something wrong with the Xbox Live version, too!

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I can't BELIEVE that this is an issue..
I mean, really.
WTF are Team 17 playing at!?

For some stupid inexplicable reason, Worms Arcade refuses to play more than two sounds at a time.
It appears that there's one audio channel for explosions, and another for everything else.

As a result, speech frequently gets cut off by the sound of worms squeeking (walking), ow's get cut off by mine's beeping, and other silly artifacts that should've been left behind in the 90s.
..
or 80s!

As a result of only stupidly having two audio channels, we're left with mines that no longer "tink-tip-tick" as they fall about the place..
We're left with Homing Missiles that don't even bother to "whooosh".

We're left with teleporters that don't go "Weeeoow"...
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FFS..
Thats supposed to be a teleporter!!! WTF?!!

It's pathetic.
It's absolutely mind bogglingly pathetic.

The idiots at Team 17 oughta stop hiring additional idiots.

Even I'd do a better job.

YOU GUYS SUCK!!
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