I'm not doing Advent, this year, so in place of that, here's a game about a duck.
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I'm not doing Advent, so there won't be any games with cheaply made Spikes thrown in, just to pad out the collection.
Uhoh!..
Look out!!
There are Spikes in the Grass! Run, grab eggs, and avoid the Spikes.
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What I Didn't Do
This is one of the "Ask ChatGPT to generate concepts based on old videogame titles" games, and the title in this case was "Duck Hunt"
The concept that ChatGPT gave me was to have the duck get back at the hunters by shooting back at them. That seemed somewhat illogical, so in the end I just made a new SpikeDislike!!!
[Verse 1]
Through the grass, so green and bright,
A duck is running, day to night.
Eggs are scattered, colors abound,
Adventure waits on solid ground.
[Chorus]
Run, little duck, through the green, green grass,
Dodge the spikes and make it fast!
Eggs to gather, colors to see,
Run, little duck, it’s destiny!
[Verse 2]
The spikes are sharp, the path is clear,
Keep on running, have no fear.
The golden egg is your big prize,
Keep your eyes sharp, don’t compromise!
[Chorus]
Run, little duck, through the green, green grass,
Dodge the spikes and make it fast!
Eggs to gather, colors to see,
Run, little duck, it’s destiny!
[Bridge]
Oh, the wind blows soft, the sun shines down,
The little duck races through the town.
Colors sparkle, the prize is near,
Each egg you grab brings a cheer!
[Chorus – Variation]
Run, little duck, don’t slow your pace,
The eggs are waiting in this race!
Grass beneath and spikes around,
Run, little duck, the eggs are found!
[Outro]
Through the grass, the duck has won,
Gathered eggs and had some fun.
The tale is told, the journey’s done,
Run, little duck, you’re number one!
"Cartoon Derek chases a bright green cartoon duck through an overgrown grassy field. The duck is holding a sign that reads "I'm not doing Advent!!"" by Replicate/Flux
Int - Dave's kitchen
[Several strings of Christmas lights are draped across the worktops. Dave is humming to himself while decorating]
Dave: [wrapping lights around microwave] You're going to love this, Mrs Microwave. Much better than that time I made you talk
Microwave: [makes normal microwave humming sounds]
Dave: See? You're not even arguing this time!
[Dave steps back to admire his work]
Dave: Now for the fridge. Got to make sure my Cola collection looks festive...
[Dave drapes some red and white lights around the door of the fridge]
Dave: There, now the outside is as colourful as the inside!
[Dave opens the fridge door, and is illuminated by a magical colourful glow]
Dave: Perfect! The cans are glowing happily. The whole kitchen looks festively beautiful.
[Dave continues decorating, talking to himself]
Dave: If Greenie was here, he'd probably tell me this was a bad idea. "Blah, blah, blah. Water and electricity. Computers are electric." But Greenie's not here, is he? And everything's better with Cola anyway.
A.I. Tree: [From living room] He might be right about the water bit.
Dave: Shush, Tree!
[Starts connecting wires]
Dave: Right then... if I connect the kitchen lights to yesterday's system...
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