It's a lesser heatwave, this week, but we're still supposed to be hitting 28 degrees over the next couple of days.
So sick of this heat. Gah! Stop now, please, we're all sunburnt and melted. We've had enough.
GAH!
So.. Coding
I've got the gist of this week's game up and running, and should be able to finish it off either today or tomorrow. I'd love to add a bit more "snip" to the game, but it's working well enough, so I think I'll just say "That's what the game is" and let it be.
Maybe sprinkle in a few pickups, and maybe even make something a little more .. .. Shooty?
It's not very shooty..
You don't even have a Shooty button. Just left/right/up/down.
Hmmm.
Maybe I DO need to add something extra to this game?
[verse]
Oh no, not the heatwave again, I can't stand it.
Go away sun, we don't need you, sling your hook.
British weather's meant to be some rain, and wind and rain again,
Not heat and heat and some more heat to melt your face, and then some heat.
[chorus]
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Put on your shorts, man!
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Taking off your socks.
[verse]
I had my lovely jacket on yesterday,
The heat was gone (gone, gone) and it was raining all around.
That's what I like. It's what I love, a bit of rain upon the ground.
And the pitter patter dripping is my favourite sound.
[chorus]
But it's heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Put your shorts back on!
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Walking in your flip flops, 'cos your trainers are too hot.
Damn!
[alt-chorus]
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Put on your shorts, man!
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Taking off your socks.
[bridge]
I'll never survive without my giant fan that sits and blows all the air that it can. (Always blowing all the air)
If I hadn't bought it months ago, I'm not sure I'd still be here, today. (Always blowing how it may)
Can't believe that it's been hot for so long, this isn't normal in this part of the world. (Climate change is gonna kill us)
Get some pop, get some beer, stick an ice cube in your ear. Hope it's raining soon again, and that the stormy times will all begin.
[chorus]
But it's heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Put your shorts back on!
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Walking in your flip flops, 'cos your trainers are too hot.
Damn!
[alt-chorus]
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Put on your shorts, man!
Heat again, heat again.
Endless sun, some more sun.
No! (hot!)
Taking off your socks.
"Cartoon @Derek sitting at the kitchen table eating his breakfast, looking outside the kitchen window at a giant flaming fireball heading towards him." by ArtFlow.ai
Int. Dave's Games and ScrunchCakes - Morning
[Dave is hunched over a ScrunchToy with a small microphone, Mrs Thompson is being subjected to his latest batch of voice recordings.]
ScrunchToy: [in Dave's voice] Kewlykewly! Why have boring biscuits when you can have a ScrunchCake?
Mrs Thompson: Is that about Andy's biscuits?
Dave: I've decided to turn our ScrunchToys into an anti-Cookidori marketing campaign. Listen... [squeezes toy again]
ScrunchToy: Beware the spicy biscuits! They're full of hidden heat!
Mrs Thompson: That's not very subtle.
Dave: Subtlety be darned. I'm not letting spice beat my scrunch.
Mrs Thompson: Are you trying to start a feud with Andy and Joe?
Dave: Not at all! I'm just stating facts through my squeaky friend.
Mrs Thompson: They don't squeak, they speak. You tell us that often enough.
ScrunchToy: Nutmeg is all the spice I need.
Mrs Thompson: We don't even have any ScrunchCakes with Nutmeg.
Dave: Hmm.. [shouts] Brian!
[Brian pokes his head out of the kitchen]
Dave: We need something with nutmeg in it.
Brian: Nutmeg?
Dave: Yeah. It's the subtle spice of flavour.
Brian: What could possibly go wrong with that?
Dave: Nothing! The public needs to know about our superior snack options!
Mrs Thompson: David, we are not starting a snack war.
Dave: But-
Mrs Thompson: No... Now get back to actual work, and stop fiddling about with your toys.
[End credits roll as Dave puts the microphone away]
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