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10th April, 2009
Giving yourself more work!
Last week I bought myself a new phone.
A lovely little phone!
LG "Cookie" KP500
Touchscreen, and stuff.
But it's time for me to complain, as I usually do.
See, the thing is, Java games. Proper ones.. That you'd pay cash for online..
They try FAR too hard to make themselves look good.
They desperately attempt to fling hundreds of "nice" "polished" "wonderful" sprites around the screen at once, like they've worked oh so hard on the game to make it look good.
But the phone just can't quite keep up.
I don't know why they do it. and it makes my phone unhappy.
Unhappy because, it's basically stuck playing this "Pipe Game" (that's its name) that came with it.
And, between Swarmer and my own recent pipe games, I'm all out of pipes!
So, I guess I'm going to have to damn well do it myself.
If you have any "Touchscreen only" game suggestions, shove 'em in the comments.
I'm currently considering bringing back Arcade Slots.