[Lucy]
Outside,
sitting in the garden
Drinking lemonade,
I'm happy in the sun

[Jay]
Outside,
sitting in my deckchair
Trains passing by
I wonder where they go to

[Lucy]
Sunlight paints the roses red
A gentle breeze slowly whispers
Some day we'll understand,
This is our promised land

[Jay]
A canine barks a simple song,
Hoping that you might bark along.
Of what it sings, we'll never know,
But it must be something edible.

[Lucy]
Within our garden's embrace,
Are all the beasts that we must face
All of the bees and many ants
Creeping slowly in my pants

[Jay]
The dog is joining in again
Believing that you are it's friend
If only it knew how much you
didn't want to be doing much today

It's raining,
There's no more sunshine.
Complaining,
Where is my summertime.

It's still raining so I can't go out
I'll just sit here gaming 'til it's dry.
Raindrops rapping on my window pane,
And a big black cloud in the sky.

Rain batters at my window,
Cold winds will shake the pane.
Inside I'm snug and cosy.
We'll watch time slip away.

All the rain is coming crashing down
There are puddles forming everywhere
Upon the pavements and within the yard
Where the rhythm of the splashes can be shared

Rain batters at my windowpane
It makes it hard to see again

Leaves drip-drop water on my head
Worms emerge from out of bed
Storm isn't going to end
As clouds repeat this trend

Come into my cafe
I'll make you a pot of tea
Some biscuits, lovely to eat
Such a special treat

Aromas fill the air
Soothing all who sit in there.
A comfy chair to unwind
Leave all your troubles behind

Come into my cafe
Where I bake my lovely cakes.
I'll brew a jug of coffee
For you a meal I'll make

Do you want chips?
Swimming in gravy?
How 'bout a pie?
Mushy peas, maybe?
Have yourself a fish.
Something on the side.
Jumbo sausages,
Baked or fried?

Come into my cafe
Where the atmosphere's serene
Soft music in the background
And plants to add some green

Fresh grounded coffee beans
Pastries, warm from the ovens heat
A place to pause and think
And sip at a lovely drink

Come into my cafe
Where all my stories are told
A place of joy and comfort
Somewhere you can be bold

Do you want chips?
Swimming in gravy?
How 'bout a pie?
Mushy peas, maybe?
Have yourself a fish.
Something on the side.
Jumbo sausages,
Baked or fried?

I can make you anything,
Sitting at my sewing machine.
Fabric flows beneath my hands,
Joining where the needle lands.

Stitching away all the fabrics together,
Pass me your trousers, I'll make them feel better.
Patches and thread, I will mend and renew,
Older fresh, and worn out turns to new.

Pockets, Buttons, Zips galore,
I will sew them up once more.
Stitch in time, they say, saves nine,
My work stands the test of time.

Stitching away 'til the day becomes night,
Hoping the seam on your trousers are right.
In every thread, a story's told,
Garments loved, both new and old.

A pocket, some patches,
A hem for your curtains.
Scissors Snip, Bobbins wind,
The machine hums and whines.

Needs wave, Threads entwine
Fabrics whisper secrets
Stitch by Stitch tales untold
The machine it makes the fold

Pockets, Buttons, Zips galore,
I will sew them up once more.
Stitch in time, they say, saves nine,
My work stands the test of time.

Stitching away 'til the day becomes night,
Hoping the seam on your trousers are right.
In every thread, a story's told,
Garments loved, both new and old.

I'm resting in the sunshine
Sitting in my deckchair
Reading my book
Loving it

I'm sipping at the best wine
But I'm still too warm
I'd love an ice cream
Here it comes.

The ice cream van is coming round for us
I think I'll have a 99
Or maybe I could have a Twister or a Magnum
And if they've got them, an Old-School Funny Feet

I'm resting in the sunshine
Sitting in my deckchair
Finishing my ice cream
Loving it

The ice cream van is coming round again
So grab whatever cash you've got
I'd love a cider lolly to get me drunk
And if you're splashing out, a Cornetto would be so grand.

I can feel the wind in my hair
As I'm riding on my pony
I can see all of the people
As they cheer me on my way

I'm getting out, running away
Upon my pony, through the fields
Galloping off, Somewhere unknown
Somewhere with beds and a tasty meal

I'm leaving behind all that I've known
After a future that's untold
Horizon's call, so vast and wide
Along with my pony

Through the fields
Following all the dangerous roads
And all of the streams
Over hills
Through the valleys she goes

Towns and villages pass us by
Friendly faces wave goodbye
Under a vast and starry sky
Are the places where I rest

I'm getting out, running away
Upon my pony, through the fields
Galloping off, Somewhere unknown
Somewhere with beds and a tasty meal

Through the fields
Following all the dangerous roads
And all of the streams
Over hills
Through the valleys she goes
An endless ride

The fridge is empty again
It's time to buy some more groceries
I'm gonna buy a block of cheese
and maybe get some butter to make an awesome sandwich with

I'm gonna make my sandwich
Fill it with lots of ham
Open a pack of salad
Pick out the best I can
I'm gonna add some mustard
To spice the salad up
But first I have to buy it
Because there's nothing in my fridge

Ooooh, Meatballs
Garlic in a dip
Ooooh, Chicken
Milkshakes that are thick

I'm gonna make some soup
With lots of vegetables
Throw in some tasty carrots,
And maybe onions too.
And then I'll make a dinner
I'll cook a tasty fish
Maybe some rice beside it
To make a very fancy dish

The fridge is empty
I need to fill it
It's time to buy some food
So I can grill it
Where's my shopping list,
I need to add things to it
Or I'll forget to buy
the nice cream buns again

Ooooh, Oranges
Slice of steak
Ooooh, Lemonade
Freshly grated cheese

I'm gonna make my sandwich
Fill it with lots of ham
Open a pack of salad
Pick out the best I can
I'm gonna add some mustard
To spice the salad up
But first I have to buy it
Because there's nothing in my fridge

The handy man is here to fix my wall
He's gonna plaster over cracks and all

With a hammer
He's smashing it all
Look at the dust
It's covering everything

Now he's working on the door
Fixing hinges and some more

The sound of his tireless handyman skills
Remind me of all my worries and ills
I wish I could do the things that he can
I guess that why he's the handyman

His work was so great
I pay him his rate
And hope that he won't mind
If I call him my mate

After it's done
The work has begun
To finish off
And Paint the walls

The wind is howling
through my home tonight,
An endless noise
that gives me such a fright

As the wind howls through the night
And the cold air creeps around
I lie awake and wonder where
The wind is coming in my house again

The curtains dance to
nature's eerie tune
Shadows flicker endlessly
beneath a restless moon

As the wind moans through the eaves
And the rafters creak and groan
I toss and turn and try to find
Where the draft is sneaking in my house

The battery warning lights up bright.
My phone will need a charge tonight.
It's currently at five percent,
Another one just went.

(beep beep beep beep)

The battery warning lights again.
My phone will need a charge, but when.
It's currently at four percent,
I'm not sure what it meant.

(beep beep beep beep)

When you thought you were charging
The plug wasn't on.
Now you have no more bars
They're all gone.

The battery warning's flashing red.
My phone will need a charge I dread.
It's currently at three percent,
Where has it all been spent?

(beep beep beep beep)

The battery warning's getting dark.
My phone will need a charging spark.
It's currently at two percent,
The warning will lament.

(beep beep beep beep)

The battery warning's barely lit.
My phone will need a charging kit.
It's currently at one percent,
I've drained it to its full extent.

(beep beep beeeeeee)

And now the phone has lost its charge.
I guess the battery wasn't large.
I'll plug it in and go to bed,
And charge it while I rest my head.

[verse]
As I write my games each week,
My fingers hit the keyboard.
Tapping all the letters that will
Stop the players getting bored.

Typing all the keywords
That liven up the sprites.
I stay up late to code my project,
All throughout the night.

[chorus]
Coding all throughout the day,
working all the night,
Blocks and levels, bits and bytes,
Animated sprites.

Debug errors, fix the glitch,
Polish every scene,
Building worlds with only keys,
This is my coding dream.

[verse]
Screen is glowing in the dark,
I debug and refine.
Each line of code a puzzle piece,
Within my grand design.

Crafting worlds from almost nothing,
Logic, art, and sound.
Bringing life to all the pixels,
Where the games are found.

[bridge]
Coding all throughout the day,
Working all the night.

[chorus]
Coding all throughout the day,
working all the night,
Blocks and levels, bits and bytes,
Animated sprites.

Debug errors, fix the glitch,
Polish every scene,
Building worlds with only keys,
This is my coding dream.

[verse]
Tweak and testing enemies,
Balancing the play,
Striving for that perfect moment,
So that players stay.

From concept to completion,
Through each and every turn,
A game a week, a challenge met,
With so much more to learn.

[chorus]
Coding all throughout the day,
working all the night,
Blocks and levels, bits and bytes,
Animated sprites.

Debug errors, fix the glitch,
Polish every scene,
Building worlds with only keys,
This is my coding dream.

[Chorus]
Floating up high, in a sky full of mushrooms.
Hope I don't die as I bounce on them all.
Can I get by all the clouds that are up here.
Hopping on over to the wall.

[Verse]
Hop, skip, bounce along
Mushroom clouds won't do me wrong
Sky-high journey, what a thrill
Gotta reach that far-off hill

[Chorus]
Floating up high, in a sky full of mushrooms.
Hope I don't die as I bounce on them all.
Can I get by all the clouds that are up here.
Hopping on over to the wall.

[Verse]
Colours floating way up high
Mushroom bouncing death defy.
Gravity tries to drag me down,
From high up in the bright blue sky

[Chorus]
Floating up high, in a sky full of mushrooms.
Hope I don't die as I bounce on them all.
Can I get by all the clouds that are up here.
Hopping on over to the wall.

[Outro]
Wind rushes past my frozen ears
As I continue bouncing here.

[Chorus]
Floating up high, in a sky full of mushrooms.
Hope I don't die as I bounce on them all.
Can I get by all the clouds that are up here.
Hopping on over to the wall.

An onion goes on an adventure
To places where it wants to be
It wants to feel younger
It's shedding its skin
Now it's adventuring to places new

Roll, Roll, Little onion, Go
The kitchen's yours, you know
The carrots won't keep up with you,
'cos they're all in a stew.

Roll, Roll, Little onion, Go
Past all the herbs that grow
From the chopping board, escape your doom,
And roll around the room!

But at the Journey's end
It must escape the blend
The chopping board and then
A load of knives again

And as adventures wrap
If it escapes the trap
Of all the kitchen tools
The chefs won't be amused

An onion goes on an adventure
To places where it wants to be
A swim in the soup bowl
A trek through the salad
Rolls over countertops to places new

Where do you go
Somewhere unknown
Where are you hid
Under the fridge
Sleeping alone
Inside a hole
I hope you are happy
Every day

Life's a game of chances,
Rolling dice within the dark
We find ourselves in moments
Aiming high for every spark

Every path we choose
Every door we see
Wrapped in possibilities

Every move we make
Every dream we dare
A dance with probabilities

With every heartbeat
A brand new chance to find
The possibility
Within this grand design

Every whispered choice
Every tiny plea
Unravels a mystery

Every step we take
Seeking more and more
Send ripples on an ocean floor

Astronaut 2: Hey... what's that over there?
Astronaut 1: Where?
Astronaut 2: By that crater... is that... is that... ..is that a quilt?

There's a quilt that is on the moon,
But they don't know how it got there.
Glowing bright in the lunar night,
A mysterious delight

Astronaut 2: A quilt, just sitting there.
Astronaut 1: Blue and yellow patches
Astronaut 2: How is it here?
Astronaut 1: I don't know
Astronaut 2: Houston, Requesting information.
There's a quilt, on the moon
Why is there a quilt on the moon?
Astronaut 1: D'you think someone made this up here?
Astronaut 2: The silence.
Worse than any answer they can give us.
The silence.
Astronaut 1: Somebody made this quilt!!

There's a quilt that is on the moon,
But they don't know how it got there.
Glowing bright in the lunar night,
A mysterious delight

Quilt on the moon, Quilt on the moon
Stitching all our dreams to a cosmic tune.
Wrapping the stars, Cosy Cocoon,
Quilt on the moon, we will be there soon.

Astronaut 2: Houston
If you can hear us, we need instructions.
Houston
Astronaut 1: Somebody made this quilt!!!

There's a quilt that is on the moon,
But they don't know how it got there.
Glowing bright in the lunar night,
A mysterious delight

From the warren came a face
Looking upon a familiar place
Hoping to find something nice to eat
Perhaps a big carrot

The rabbit looked over the field
Where all of the daisies had grown again
Some of them looked quite normal
Others were quite mean

I'm gonna get you (rabbit)
Gonna eat you
I'm a daisy
and I've gone crazy

Gonna catch you (rabbit)
Make a nice stew.
Better run, little rabbit,
Or I'll get you.

So he ran, through the fields
Never knowing what else might come his way
Over hills, dodging rain,
Wonder if he'll ever sleep again

I'm gonna get you (rabbit)
Gonna eat you
I'm a daisy
and I've gone crazy

Gonna catch you (rabbit)
Make a nice stew.
Better run, little rabbit,
Or I'll get you.

Night fell, stars filled the sky
The rabbit found shelter for the night
Thinking 'bout all the evil daisies
And what might have made them crazy

I'm gonna get you (rabbit)
Gonna eat you
I'm a daisy
and I've gone crazy

Gonna catch you (rabbit)
Make a nice stew.
Better run, little rabbit,
Or I'll get you. (Crazy Daisies)

So he ran, through the fields
Never knowing what else might come his way
Over hills, dodging rain,
Wonder if he'll ever sleep again

It's November.
Here's my Christmas song.
You'll be sick of it by Tuesday.
But the radio will seem to play,
This song until the end of May.

So festive.
Like the Christmas star,
That shines so brightly from afar.
Upon the festive tree,
Glittering so merrily.

It's Christmas


It's November
I've bought all my gifts
Wrapped them up with golden bows
And the turkey's still inside the freezer
Ready to defrost tonight

So frosty,
Like a snowman's nose.
Its hat and scarf will keep it warm.
Under the autumn sky.
Where leaves are golden brown

It's Christmas


It’s November,
Packed my stockings tight.
And hung the fairy lights.
And though the fireplace is still quite bare,
There'll soon be presents all round there.

So friendly,
When the family's here.
This is my favourite holiday,
No matter what the time of year.

It's Christmas

Outside I sit, eating my sandwich
The sun beats down, and I feel calm again
On a day like today

On a day like today,
I have glasses of ice tea
On a day like today,
And nobody can spoil my day

In a field, I can feel the breeze,
so light on my face
As I rest, all the autumn leaves float down
Tumble far onto the ground below

On a day like today,
You know I'm going nowhere
On a day like today,
I'm sitting in the midday sun

In a field where the sunlight beams
So bright, All around.
I can rest while the grasses sway with ease
Am I floating far away?

Outside, I know I'm alright here.
All day in the sun
Just chilling, and I feel calm again
On a day like today

On a day like today,
I have glasses of ice tea
On a day like today,

Stop

There's something creeping 'round the house,
I wonder if it's just a mouse.
It makes me uneasy
I hear it at night

It makes a tapping kind of noise,
As it explores my bedroom.
What is it eating?
I hope that it isn't deadly


I saw the creature scurry past,
A little shadow moving fast
It wasn't a monster,
Or something bizarre

An unlocked hamster cage was bare,
Fluffy had gone, I wonder where.
Where is it hiding?
I hope that it's not too hungry