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[Scene One]

Int. Dave's apartment - Evening

[Dave is standing in the middle of the room, wearing his VR headset and swaying dramatically. Green enters, looking perplexed.]
Dave: [singing off-key] "Bright sheets, burning with data..."
Green: [interrupting] Good grief, Dave. What is this, Spreadsheet Karaoke?
Dave: [removing headset] Greenie! I'm composing the theme song for our new BurrowOffice VR experience!
Green: [sighs] I think people might notice it's rather obvious similarity to Bright Eyes..
Dave: Exactly! How did you know? Are you psychic now?
Green: No, Dave. I just know you too well. Vaguely decent ideas, with a rather hellish leaning towards stealing other people's IP.
Dave: It's all my own words. It'll be fine.

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's apartment - A few minutes later

[Dave is back to singing and swaying, while Green watches from the couch, looking exasperated.]
Dave: [singing] "How can they see with their eyes full of numbers..."
Green: Dave, I think you're maybe going too far down the Watership Down rabbithole.
Dave: It's a warren. Anyway, it's metaphorical, Greenie! And it's cool in VR.
Green: I don't think it's that metaphorical when I can play inside the warren in VR.
Dave: [ignoring Green] "Is it a kind of dream, floating without a screen..."
Green: [muttering] More like a nightmare.

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's apartment - Later that evening

[Dave is now furiously scribbling lyrics on a notepad, while Green looks on, bemused.]
Dave: Greenie, help me rhyme something with 'spreadsheet'!
Green: How about 'delete'? As in, please delete this entire concept from your brain.
Dave: [excitedly] "Bright sheets, burning like fire... Making my CPU perspire..."
Green: [facepalming] Dave, this isn't going well. I think we need to create a diversion for you.
Dave: [waving dismissively] I'm channeling my caffeine-fueled creativity into art!
Green: I'm not sure Art Garfunkel would agree with you there, Dave.
Dave: [gasping] Greenie, you're a genius! We'll get Art Garfunkel to sing our BurrowOffice theme!
Green: [standing up] And that's my cue to leave. Try not to concuss yourself with your virtual mallet while I'm gone.

[End credits roll, featuring Dave's off-key singing of "Bright Sheets" while animated rabbits with numbers for eyes hop across a virtual meadow.]