[chorus]
I went a completely different route
from when I started this week's game.
The Monopoly Mini is now on hold,
Until I'm ready to make it as good as my aim.

[verse]
I made a game with bunnies
and bikes and bombs together.
Because who doesn't love Bunnies?
Or Bikes or Bombs. Whatever.

[break]

[chorus]
I went a completely different route
from when I started this week's game.
The Monopoly Mini is now on hold,
Until I'm ready to make it as good as my aim.

[verse]
Really, this game can't possibly fail.
There's no reason for that at all.
I'll be a millionaire by next July.
Then maybe buy a brand new iPhone.

[bridge]
(Hurray!)
Fame and fortune awaits.

[break]

[chorus]
I went a completely different route
from when I started this week's game.
The Monopoly Mini is now on hold,
Until I'm ready to make it as good as my aim.

[verse]
I'll post the game later on today.
Need to add some audio, music, and more.
Then do all the Youtube, assets, screenshots.
I swear this bit's a bore.

[outro]
But, yeah, I'm quite happy with how it turned out.
Woot!

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[Scene One]

Int. Dave's apartment - Evening

[Dave is standing by the wall, marker in hand, having just scribbled "Zen" next to a freshly reset counter. Green enters, looking puzzled.]
Dave: OK. Let's start anew with our new Zen approach. No more chaos counters, just pure tranquility!
Green: [skeptically] Right, because nothing says 'zen' like scribbling on walls.
Dave: It's a visual representation of our new peaceful lifestyle. Plus, I used an erasable marker this time!
Green: Well, at least if it changes to something like Flaming Dragon Office, you can easily change the name.
Dave: Bingo!
Green: Though I'm not sure it wipes off a wall.

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's apartment - A few minutes later

[Dave is showing Green his computer screen]
Dave: Look, I've even replaced all the error messages in ZenGarden with calming affirmations!
Green: [reading from the screen] "Your data is like a gentle stream, ever-flowing towards enlightenment." Dave, that's not helpful at all.
Dave: But it's soothing! Remember when my code used to cause actual explosions? This is much better!
Green: I'm not sure 'better' is the word I'd use. 'Different,' maybe. 'Equally concerning,' definitely.
Dave: People won't be complaining about flames. That's better!

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's apartment - Late evening

[Dave is wearing a meditation headband and sitting cross-legged on the floor.]
Dave: And now, Greenie, witness the pinnacle of zen coding!
[Dave starts typing on a floating holographic keyboard]
Green: Please tell me this doesn't involve any talking animals.
Dave: Of course not! I've replaced all animal assistants with wise, silent trees.

[Suddenly, a holographic tree appears and starts dispensing coding advice in a deep, booming voice]
Tree: Remember, young sapling, proper indentation is the root of all good letter writing.
Green: [facepalming] I thought you said silent trees, Dave.
Dave: [sheepishly] Sorry. I think I still have the rabbit code in here, somewhere.
Green: Incredibly soothing.
Dave: [excitedly] Hey, that gives me an idea! What if I add a floating paperclip on the soothing waters, and integrate a parody of Clippy?
Green: [heading for the door] And that's my cue to leave. Call me when you've decided on an idea that isn't infringing on copyrights.

[End credits roll, featuring Dave meditating, as the holographic tree provides unsolicited advice in the background.]