As I type at my keyboard,
Do I wake up the people,
Who are sleeping quite soundly,
Through the rest of the house.

Does my key tapping echo,
Through the walls of our home,
Clicking endlessly, and rhythmically,
All throughout the night.

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[Scene One]

Int. Dave's Virtual Zen Garden - Afternoon

[Dave is lounging on a virtual cloud, surrounded by floating spreadsheets and gentle pastel colors. Green materializes next to him, looking slightly disoriented.]
Green: Dave, are you in here? I can barely see through all this... is that WordArt?
Dave: Greenie! Welcome to the Zen Zone. Isn't it peaceful?
Green: [sarcastically] Oh yes, nothing says tranquility like floating Comic Sans.
Dave: It's not Comic Sans, it's ZenSans! I invented it myself.
Green: Sure looks like Comic Sans. [beat] Did you trace Comic Sans..?
Dave: I optimised it. Look at the letter V. It looks like Rabbit Ears.
Green: [sighs] Dave, we need to talk about those BurrowOffice leaflets.
Dave: [waving his hand dismissively] Leaflets, schmeaflets. I'm channeling my inner zen, Greenie. No stress, remember?

[Scene Two]
Int. Virtual Zen Garden - A few minutes later

[Dave and Green are now sitting on virtual meditation cushions. Words like "Tranquility," "Harmony," and "Spreadsheets" float by.]
Green: Dave, we can't just ignore a thousand misprinted leaflets. It's a waste of money and resources.
Dave: Money? Resources? Greenie, those are just constructs of our capitalist society. Here in the Zen Zone, we're free from such worldly concerns.
Green: [sighing] I'm starting to miss the days when you were obsessed with talking cats.
Dave: [perking up] Ooh, maybe we could add silent, wise cats to the Zen Garden!
Green: [facepalming] Dave, no.

[Scene Three]
Int. Virtual Zen Garden - Ten minutes later

[Dave and Green are floating in a sea of gentle, pastel-colored WordArt. The word "Profit" drifts by.]
Dave: [suddenly excited] Profit! That's it, Greenie! We can use ZenOffice to make a fortune!
Green: [groaning] And there goes the zen.
Dave: No, no, hear me out! We'll market ZenOffice as the ultimate stress-relief tool for overworked executives. "Increase productivity through tranquility!"
Green: Dave, ten minutes ago you were praising the idea of Zen, and abandoning all thoughts of money and capitalism.
Dave: [ignoring Green] We could have Zen team-building exercises in VR! Collaborative origami spreadsheets!
Green: [muttering] I should've known this calm wouldn't last.
Dave: [standing up] Quick, Greenie! We need to start working on a new pitch. Maybe we can repurpose those BurrowOffice leaflets after all!

[As Dave excitedly plans his new marketing strategy, Green slumps on his virtual cushion, wondering how long it will be before the sales counter needs resetting again.]

[End credits roll, featuring Dave attempting to teach a virtual group of stressed-looking businesspeople how to do his new Yoga "spreadsheet pose" in a virtual zen garden, while Green watches from afar, shaking his head in disbelief.]