[chorus]
Come and have a stroke of my kitten.
It loves a little petting through the day.
The kitten's very furry, can't you see.
And stroking makes it happy as can be.

[verse]
It sits there still and waits for you to touch,
A gentle little rub it loves so much.
Its fur so soft, you'll want to stroke some more,
As it just sits and purrs upon the floor.

[break]

[chorus]
Come and have a stroke of my kitten.
It loves a little petting through the day.
The kitten's very furry, can't you see.
And stroking makes it happy as can be.

[alt-verse]
Each stroke makes it smile from ear to ear,
A happy kitten always resting near.
It doesn’t move, just waits for love so sweet,
With every gentle pat, its joy’s complete.

[break]

[chorus]
Come and have a stroke of my kitten.
It loves a little petting through the day.
The kitten's very furry, can't you see.
And stroking makes it happy as can be.

[bridge]
Oh, so gentle, take your time,
Feel the kitten's fur so fine.
Every stroke, a soft delight,
Makes the kitten's world feel right.

[break]

[outro]
Stroke, stroke, the kitten soft and sweet,
Rub, rub, it's waiting at your feet.
Fur so fluffy, purring all day long,
Stroke the kitten, it loves this song!

[chorus]
Come and have a stroke of my kitten.
It loves a little petting through the day.
The kitten's very furry, can't you see.
And stroking makes it happy as can be.

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[Scene One]
Int. Dave's living room - Sunday afternoon

[Dave is sitting on his cola-themed couch, intently reading a leather-bound book. Green enters, looking surprised.]
Green: Dave? Are you... reading?
Dave: [without looking up] Observant as ever, Greenie.
Green: [approaching cautiously] Is that... a Bible?
Dave: [snorts] Don't be daft. It's that ZX Spectrum History book I got off of Kickstarter.
Green: [relieved] Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there, I thought you'd gone religious on me.
Dave: The only thing I worship is cola, you know that.

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's living room - A few minutes later

[Green is examining the book while Dave sips on a can of cola]
Green: This looks pretty fancy for a computer book.
Dave: I helped fund it on Kickstarter. It's a limited edition.
Green: [impressed] Wow, you actually spent money on something that wasn't cola-related?
Dave: [defensively] I'm not completely one-dimensional.
Green: [raising an eyebrow] You are, though.
Dave: But Greenie. This book is an investment.
Green: An investment in what?
Dave: [grinning] Exactly!
Green: [pauses] And you're reading it all?
Dave: Yep. I'm seven pages in. It's riveting stuff.
Green: I bet Matt's in there, somewhere.
Dave: Oi. Spoilers.

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's living room - Early evening

[Dave is still engrossed in his book. Green is looking over his shoulder, genuinely interested.]
Green: You know, I have to admit, that book does look pretty impressive.
Dave: [excitedly] It's amazing, Greenie! Did you know the ZX Spectrum had only 16KB of RAM in its original model?
Green: Sure. Even the popular ZX48 only had 48k. Barely enough to run a modern webpage! But back then, it was revolutionary.
Dave: I'm impressed you're so into this.
Green: And you. It's nice to see you passionate about something other than cola for once.
Dave: [grinning] Well, the ZX Spectrum is a close second to cola in my heart. Maybe third.
Green: [rolling his eyes] Of course it is. What's second, then?
Dave: Rubber Ducks!
Green: Ah, yes. Rubber Ducks of Zen.
Dave: [flipping pages] I don't understand how the ZX Spectrum kept costs DOWN by using Rubber Keys. My Rubber Keyboard cost a bloomin' fortune, just to keep the system safe from coke spills.
Green: [sarcastically] Yes, because that's exactly what Sir Clive Sinclair was thinking about when he added the rubber keys. Future cola enthusiasts.
Dave: [laughing] You never know! Maybe he was a secret cola fan too.
Green: [shaking his head, amused] Only you would think that, Dave. Only you.

[End credits]