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[Scene One]
Int. Dave's Bunker - DACMA Entrance

[Dave and Green are standing at the entrance of the newly christened DACMA, greeting a small group of visitors]
Dave: Welcome to DACMA - Dave's Amazing Coke Museum, Awesome!
Green: (under his breath) I can't believe you actually went through with this.
Dave: (ignoring Green) You're about to embark on a journey through the fizzy history "Fizztory" of Coca-Cola! It'll be just like in my dreams!
Visitor 1: (excitedly) Is it true you have a Coke-powered holodeck?
Dave: (beaming) Of course! It's the crown jewel of our tour!
Green: It doesn't work. It never worked.
Visitor 2: (disappointed) Awww.
Dave: I'm sure if we all believe in the holograms, then they'll be there!
[Everybody cheers]

[Scene Two]
Int. DACMA - Main Exhibition Hall

[Dave is enthusiastically showing off his collection to the visitors]
Dave: And here we have a life-size cutout of the Coca-Cola polar bear! Did you know that in 1985, Coca-Cola changed their formula and it was a disaster?
Visitor 2: Wow, you really know your Coke history!
Green: How do people not know that?
Dave: I even have a vintage can of Coke on a special podium in my spare room.
Visitor 1: That's awesome!
Green: (sarcastically) Yes, because one room of Coke memorabilia wasn't enough.
Dave: (proudly) It's my legacy, Greenie!
Green: No it isn't, Dave! It's Coca-Cola's legacy.
Dave: No. This! [points around the bunker] This is my legacy!
Visitor 3: Oh My God, is that.. is that a Coca Cola branded Yo-Yo!?

[Scene Three]
Ext. RCHomes - Vegetable Plot

[Matt is standing near the cabbage patch, looking bewildered at a growing queue of people dressed in Coca-Cola themed costumes]
Matt: (to himself) They can't all be looking at the cabbages... They're just cabbages.. unless Dave's invented Coke-flavored vegetables now.

[Matt approaches a person in the queue wearing a full Coca-Cola can costume]
Matt: Excuse me, what are you all waiting for?
Person in Coke Can Costume: Toot Toot!! Cola Cola Cola!! WOOOO!!
Person wearing a Coke Baseball cap: We're here for the underground Coke museum! Is this the right place? I heard there's a Coke-powered holodeck that makes your dreams come true!
Matt: (shocked) Underground Coke museum? Holo-what? ... David...

[Suddenly, a geyser of Coca-Cola erupts from the ground near the cabbages]
Matt: (getting splashed) What the....

[The crowd cheers and starts dancing in the Coke fountain]
Matt: (trying to navigate through the crowd) Where the holy heck is that David.

[Matt finally reaches the bunker entrance, just as Dave appears, wearing a Coca-Cola polar bear costume]
Dave: (excitedly) Matt! You're just in time!! Want to see my vintage Coke can collection? I've even got one on a special podium!
Matt: (facepalming) I evicted you.. What the.. How is this?! Is that a bunker?
Dave: (already pulling Matt inside) Dave, yes!

[End credits roll, featuring Matt being given a frantic tour of DACMA by Dave in his polar bear costume, while Green tries to control the Coke geyser outside, and the costumed crowd continues their Coke-soaked dance party in the cabbage patch]