[verse]
I need an animation style,
But it has to look retro.
Something kinda 8 bit,
But that looks cool, though.

[bridge]
I need to keep it simple,
So the file size is small,
So it doesn't fill your memory,
When loading it all.

[break]

[chorus]
Retro, Pixels, Digital art.
Clean Animations, Keep it smart.
Got to scribble it and doodle,
'til it takes to heart.

[break]

[verse 2]
Drawing every little line
Tiny pixels, every time.
Moving frames that come to life,
Always flowing, no more strife.

[bridge]
Every pose, and every step,
Careful not to miss a rep.
Simple movements, yet profound,
It's a pixelated ground.

[break]

[chorus]
Retro, Pixels, Digital art.
Clean Animations, Keep it smart.
Got to scribble it and doodle,
'til it takes to heart.

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[Scene One]
Int. Dave's Bunker - Main Area

[Dave is standing on a wobbly chair, adjusting a clock while Green watches]
Dave: Right, that's clock number seventeen done.
Green: Why on earth have you even got this many clocks?
Dave: There's nothing wrong with having too many clocks, Greenie.
Green: But they're all mechanical. Can you at least switch them to ones that automatically update?
Dave: No way! These are classics. And it's a fun chore, trying to keep them all in perfect synchronicity.
Green: Automation is a wonderful thing, Dave. You should try it, some time. But.. You know.. Without lasers.
Dave: Wow. That'd be cool. Imagine having little InfraRed lasers shooting all around the room to keep them in sync!

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's Bunker - Computer Room

[Dave's adjusting more clocks while Green follows with a cup of tea]
Green: This is ridiculous. Even your microwave has three clocks on it. Why does your microwave have three clocks?
Dave: Different time zones!
Green: For what? Defrosting in Dubai?
Dave: Could be useful. And I always cook my noodles on Japan time.
Green: On the hob.
Dave: Yeah.
Green: So. Why the clock on the Microwave?
Dave: So I can see the time if I turn around, obviously.

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's Bunker - Storage Area

[Dave's reaching for a clock on a high shelf]
Dave: Just need to adjust the cuckoo clock, then the grandfather clock, then the water clock...
Green: You say that, but we all know it isn't water in the water clock.
Dave: No, no, it's definitely water.
Green: It's Coke, Dave. We all know it's Coke.
Dave: How can you tell?
Green: The murkiness kinda gives it away.

[The cuckoo clock suddenly springs to life, but instead of a bird, a tiny cola can pops out]
Green: It's only 8 minutes to, Dave.
Dave: Don't worry. Once the rest of them all start, the symphony will make sense.

[End credits roll]