[verse]
Outside I sit, eating my sandwich
The sun beats down, and I feel calm again
On a day like today

[chorus]
On a day like today,
I have glasses of ice tea
On a day like today,
And nobody can spoil my day

[bridge]
In a field, I can feel the breeze,
so light on my face
As I rest, all the autumn leaves float down
Tumble far onto the ground below

[chorus]
On a day like today,
You know I'm going nowhere
On a day like today,
I'm sitting in the midday sun

[bridge]
In a field where the sunlight beams
So bright, All around.
I can rest while the grasses sway with ease
Am I floating far away?

[verse]
Outside, I know I'm alright here.
All day in the sun
Just chilling, and I feel calm again
On a day like today

[chorus]
On a day like today,
I have glasses of ice tea
On a day like today,
[stop]

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[Scene One]
Int. Green's Spare Bedroom - Morning

[Dave wakes up, and is baffled to find himself not surrounded by Cola cans]
Dave: Where... where am I?
Green: [From the other room] You're STILL in my spare room!
Dave: Did the mole build this room?
Green: No statues, Dave. We agreed.

[Dave stumbles into the living room to find Greenie sitting with a rather large black book]
Dave: You read the bible, Greenie?
Green: No, it's the documentation for my 286 server
Dave: Looks... extensive.
Green: I've been trying to set up a second user account so you can use it whilst you're staying here. .. [stresses] Temporarily.
Dave: Can I install my Cola inventory system?
Green: You're not installing anything at this rate. I'm still on the power consumption chapter.

[Scene Two]
Int. Green's Kitchen

[Green makes coffee while Dave fidgets with property details]
Green: So, any of those houses catch your eye?
Dave: The one with the reinforced basement looked promising.
Green: Dave...
Dave: What? It's perfect for emergency supplies!
Green: You're not turning another basement into a Cola vault.
Dave: The estate agent seemed nice.
Green: Until you asked where could stash all your coke.
Dave: It's called forward planning!
Green: You really have to stop wording it that way. "Stashing coke" is a drug thing.
Dave: [baffled] What kind of drug thing?
Green: Coke .. It's cocaine, isn't it.
Dave: No, it's a drink.
Green: You need to stop referring to it as a stash. That's part of the problem.
Dave: So.. My giant coke supply?
Green: Never mind. Forget I said anything.

[Scene Three]
Int. Green's Living Room

[Green continues reading his manual while Dave looks at houses on his laptop]
Dave: What about this one?
Green: Which?
Dave: Former warehouse conversion.
Green: No.
Dave: But look at the storage potential!
Green: Dave, you need a normal house. .. Preferably one with suitable reinforcement.
Dave: And emergency supply routes. For my Coke addiction.
Green: NO.
Dave: Backup ventilation system?
Green: Windows, David. They're called Windows.
Dave: And enough space for the giraffe.
Green: Find. A. Normal. House.
Dave: Fine. But I'm still getting the porcupine to check the building regulations.
Green: [Sighs and returns to his manual]

[End credits]