Nought out of Five
You didn't do any coding.
You rested today,
And played a game or two.

(play play play)
(game or two)

One out of Five
You haven't done much coding.
A tweak here and there.
Nothing much, just relaxing

(chill chill chill)
(relax your mind)

Two out of Five
You've coded something worthwhile.
Ideas are formed.
Something good has been created.

(fun fun fun)
(It's good to be done)

Three out of Five
Now you're focusing hard.
Your code takes the form,
Of something functional

(work work work)
(effort is good)

Four out of Five
The code has taken more time,
You've delved in too far,
And it's relentless

(more more more)
(don't forget to eat)

Five out of Five
There is now only code.
The world fades away
Code is king.

(code code code)
(never ending code)

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[Scene One]
Int. Green's Living Room - Morning

[Dave is sprawled across the sofa, surrounded by Cola cans, while Green tries to read]
Dave: This is the worst possible thing, being stuck here waiting.
Green: You think that's bad. You should see it from my point of view!
Dave: What could possibly go wrong with just waiting?
Green: With you...!
Dave: But I'm fun and adventurous.
Green: And a jinx, and you make rash decisions like all those statues.
Dave: Don't worry, there's no statues here. They're all in storage.

[Scene Two]
Int. Green's Kitchen

[Dave is organising his Cola cans by date while Green makes lunch]
Dave: The solicitor's probably playing Pong or something.
Green: On a Wednesday?
Dave: I bet they all are. Laughing at me.
Green: You're being melodramatic.
Dave: I can't believe nobody's got in contact with me, all day.
Green: Be patient, Dave. It'll happen.
Dave: I just want my egg timer.
Green: Dave, it's been one day.
Dave: One day too many! I need to start packing!
Green: You've been packed all week, since you destroyed the underground bunker.
Dave: True. To be fair, I've been packed since Matt threw me out, last month.
Green: And yet, here you still are.
Dave: Just waiting..

[Scene Three]
Int. Green's Spare Room

[Dave is making a miniature model of his future house using Cola cans]
Green: What are you doing now?
Dave: Planning the Cola distribution system.
Green: Of course you are.
Dave: At least Andy won't be there to judge me, any more.
Green: Lucky Andy.
Dave: Yeah.
Green: You're going to have to invite everyone 'round once you've settled in. Have a big housewarming party.
Dave: With cornflake buns?
Green: Yeah, sure.
Dave: Oooh, and I can bake a cake.
Green: Don't try bakin[cut off]
Dave: A COLA CAKE!!!

[End credits]