You can try out the stress test of the new Sound command, if you'd like.
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The functionality is fairly straightforward, though I do need to fix it up a bit, so I'm not calling it done yet. Far from it in fact, but it's a nice enough trial of how things are, and how far I've gotten in just a few days.
I've written much more about the functionality over on SoCoder, but am reluctant to post the commandset here just yet, in case I rejig the way it works and then I end up with loads of outdated info all over the place that I need to fix up!!!
Nah..
Instead, we'll stick with the SoCoder post for now, and I'll update everything once it's all ready to go for reals
Give it a run, and hold K for a bit, and see if the lower of the two figures gets higher than about 20.
Anything less than that, and we should be ok to put this into realtime functionality.
I definitely need to fix up the function, though, as it's kinda breaking the audio buffer when it gets too loud, and there's glitches being caused by creating/removing nodes.
But the code's running smoothly, for now, and that's the important bit
[verse]
What's the point of all the beeps?
Why are they beeping? Is something on my head?
The cause is unknown and the beeping's out of control.
Why the beeps? Why the beeps? Why the beeps?
They're all around me, surrounding the world.
Beeping out a story that I haven't yet told.
Bleeping out a game that I've still yet to code.
Why the beeps? Why the beeps? Why the beeps?
[chorus]
(Beeping all day)
Beep. Boop
(Beeping all the time)
Bing. Bong.
(Beeping from a speaker)
Blip. Bloop.
(Beep away the day)
Beep beep beeeeeeeee
[bridge]
How many beeps can there be? It seems I've heard them all.
They continue on their beeping trip, trying to make me sing.
I don't want to sing. Singing isn't for me.
Perhaps instead I'll just hum along. (Humming sounds like beeping, right?)
[chorus]
(Beeping all day)
Beep. Boop
(Beeping all the time)
Bing. Bong.
(Beeping from a speaker)
Blip. Bloop.
(Beep away the day)
Beep beep beeeeeeeee
Int. Hospital Ward - Afternoon
[Dave's lying in a hospital bed with an IV drip labeled 'Cola'. Green enters holding a get well card]
Green: I told you that turkey was dodgy.
Dave: It wasn't the turkey. It can't have been. Mrs Microwave would never have let me down like that.
Green: Lady Computer said that she tried to warn you.
Dave: She's just over dramatic.
[Lady Computer beeps from Green's phone]
Dave: I know now, don't I.
Green: She's just concerned. Unlike your other appliances.
Dave: Master Air Fryer sent me a text! Well, sort of. It just said "ERROR".
[Green sits in the visitor's chair]
Green: At least the stomach pump worked.
Dave: True. Though I could really use a Cola right now.
Green: Your IV is literally full of Cola.
Dave: Yeah, but it's not the same. It's room temperature. Eeeuw. Mr Standard Fridge keeps it at the perfect temperature.
[Lady Computer displays food safety guidelines]
Dave: A bit late for that now, isn't it?
Green: Don't complain. She did save your life.
Dave: Good thing I hooked her up to the phone line. And you said a Modem would be worthless.
[Nurse enters with medication]
Nurse: Time for your antibiotics, Mr Parker.
Dave: Are those room temperature, too?
Nurse: I'm afraid so. And no cola, either. Here's a glass of water.
Green: Poor Dave.
Nurse: Eight IVs of coke is enough for one day.
[End credits roll as Lady Computer continues to display "I told you so" messages on Greenie's phone]
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