[chorus]
Tighten the code up to make it all faster.
Tighten the code up to make it all faster.
Tighten the code up to make it all faster.
Tighten the code up, up, up, up, up, up, (fast)

[break]

[verse]
Fast, speed, quick, rapid,
Swift, brisk, dash, burst,
Surge, pace, flash, bolt,
Dart, slip, zip, jolt

[break]

[bridge]
Tighten the code (tighten the code)
Tighten the code (tighten the code)
Tighten the code (tighten the code)
Tighten the code (tighten the code)

[break]

[pre-chorus]
Go, go, go, make it faster!
Go, go, build the master!
Go, go, Go, Code all the flow,
Go, up, up, up, up, fast, Go!

[chorus]
Tighten the code up to make it all faster.
Tighten the code up to make it all faster.
Tighten the code up to make it all faster.
Tighten the code up, up, up, up, up, up, (fast)

[outro]
Tighten the code
Tighten the code
Tighten the code
Tighten the code

(tighten the code)

JNKCE20250415

Round the Back

Int. Dave's Shop - Kitchen Area

[Mrs. Thompson is leafing through an Argos catalogue, circling various appliances with a red pen. Dave is hovering over her shoulder, fidgeting with the catalogue.]

Mrs. Thompson: (points at a photo of a stainless steel fridge) I do like these larger fridges. They'll be able to fit many more ingredients in them.
Dave: (excitedly) Do you think they store purple ok?
Mrs. Thompson: (blankly) Purple? .. I was thinking milk, butter, eggs. All the ingredients for a good ScrunchCake.
Dave: So, yeah, probably.
Mrs. Thompson: And we'll likely need a separate fridge for holding all the meat, just so we can be sure we don't contaminate the Vegan ScrunchCakes.
Dave: Maybe move the eggs to the meat fridge?
Mrs. Thompson: How do you make a cake without eggs? Or Milk?
Dave: Um. We might need to google that.
Mrs. Thompson: So, just two fridges would probably do. If we need to do something special, we'll figure that out later.
Dave: Yeah, that makes sense. And the purple can probably go on a shelf or something. Do Argosies do shelves and things?
Mrs. Thompson: Maybe little ones, but I think we'll probably have to head to Ikea or something for the shelving and worktops and things.
Dave: We're gonna need a bigger catalogue!

[Greenie enters to the two of them laughing]

Green: Hey, how goes the kitchen?
Dave: We're getting a purple fridge!
Mrs. Thompson: I don't think I agreed to that, David.
Green: You and your purple.
Mrs. Thompson: We're thinking one fridge for the main cake ingredients, and a second one as a large meat fridge.
Green: If this is a proper kitchen, shouldn't we have one of those giant fridges?
Mrs. Thompson: Do you think your budget would stretch to something like that, David?
Dave: The budget, sure. But I'm probably going to get locked in it, at some point.
Green: That's true. Maybe we should put a two-way handle on it.
Mrs. Thompson: I don't think Argos are going to be selling that. Or Ikea.
Dave: We're gonna need a bigger catalogue!

[Dave and Mrs. Thompson laugh again. Greenie doesn't get the reference.]

Green: Right, I'll go and search on Bing to see if I can find anywhere that sells big fridges and things. You two work on the layout.
Mrs. Thompson: That shouldn't be too hard. A fleet of ovens over there, a couple of work surfaces, a nice big washing up area. Shouldn't be too hard to work all of this out.
Dave: And then we'll be scrunching all of the cakes!
Mrs. Thompson: Something like that, yeah.
Green: OK, you two have fun.

[End credits as Green leaves]