This week's Sunny game is "almost" ready, but something niggly is niggling away.
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At the end of the game, the results are happening WAY too quickly.
And, if I'm honest, this is something that happens in a lot of Shoebox games.
I'm finding myself thinking "I oughta fix that", and then I'm thinking "I oughta fix a lot of things", and then I'm thinking "Should I completely rebuild Shoebox from the ground up..?"
And then going "No, don't be silly, that's over 80 games you'd have to rebuild".
Instead, then, I'm wondering about focusing my attention on a few elements, and doing a slow rebuild a bit at a time.
So, back to the first point.
The "End Game" screen flies past so incredibly quickly, you can never really tell what the heck's going on.
I feel like that should be something easy enough to focus on. Maybe make a new reusable function that goes "Player One Wins" or "You got a high score", or something, and have that much less "weeee!!!!" and more "plomp!"
I've still got this AI Generated image, from March 2024. It's sitting in my downloads folder, and I keep looking back at it and thinking "Oh yeah, I was going to do something like that".
But I can never quite pluck up the courage to rebuild everything in that new style.
I wonder if I should start doing that?
It's certainly a goal.
I think.
.. Maybe.
But step by step instead of trying to do everything all at once, because, that never really works out, does it?
And then there's all of these optimisations that I've been putting into JSE, which haven't been put back into Shoebox. Even though the Shoebox engine is actually the foundations of Browsercade and JSE, there's tons of little nips and tucks all over the place which should probably have been put back into the original.
I bet I can get the whole thing running a heck of a lot less power-hungry than it currently runs, with just a few tweaks to the drawing code!
So, yeah, maybe I should stop adding silly little JSE commands, like MusicFreq("A",3) = 440, and instead focus on things that might help make Shoebox a little bit better.
[verse]
I play with a shoe box.
What could be inside?
There aren't any shoes.
There aren't any shoes.
It's stuffed full of letters,
And a bunch of old cards.
There aren't any shoes.
Why are there no shoes?
[chorus]
A board game or two, and a puzzle for you.
There's a collection of tokens, and minigolf, too.
But among all the things that are inside the shoe box,
There's one thing that's missing, and that is a shoe.
[verse]
There's so many games,
From Yahtzee to Scrabble.
There aren't any shoes.
Oh where are the shoes.
I play games of Poker,
And solitaire, too.
There aren't any shoes.
Why are there no shoes?
[chorus]
A board game or two, and a puzzle for you.
There's a collection of tokens, and minigolf, too.
But among all the things that are inside the shoe box,
There's one thing that's missing, and that is a shoe.
[bridge]
The shoe box is blue.
It seems quite untrue.
My questioning grew.
Why are there no shoes?
Just one shoe would do,
Or a pair, make a it two.
If only you knew,
Why there isn't a shoe.
[chorus]
A board game or two, and a puzzle for you.
There's a collection of tokens, and minigolf, too.
But among all the things that are inside the shoe box,
There's one thing that's missing, and that is a shoe.
[The church grounds are filled with stalls. Dave and Green are manning a ScrunchCake stand]
Dave: Do you think we should've brought the arcade machines?
Green: I'm not lugging those about, every week. We'd need a van, for starters.
Dave: Should we get a van?
Green: I don't think we need a van.
Dave: ScrunchCake delivery!?
Green: We're far too busy for that. After all, we're apparently at your local church every Sunday?
Vicar: And it's great to see you both here.
Green: Churches don't normally have weekly fetes, do they?
Vicar: Nonsense! With weather like this, it'd be a sin to waste it.
Dave: Plus, you get to enjoy our purple ScrunchCakes, every week!
Vicar: Yes... quite.
[Joe and Andy have their own stall]
Joe: Computers and Curries! Get your Computers and Curries!
Andy: Maybe we should've gone with kebabs.
Joe: Kebaputers? Computerbabs? .. Nah, Curry works better.
Dave: [waves from across the fete] Hey guys.
Joe: Hi Dave. We're selling curry now.
Andy: Kebabs.
Dave: OK. I don't like spices.
Joe: [to Andy] What about Soup?
Andy: Nah, Dave'd spill it. That wouldn't end well.
Joe: Good point.
Andy: [thinks] Compute With Fruit?
Joe: ... Apples?
Andy: Yeah, maybe not.
[End credits roll as the Vicar discretely feeds another ScrunchCake to a passing dog]
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