So, our little Unijuggler who may not be juggling is at least wheeling around ok on his Unicycle.
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He's still no arms, and there isn't too much going on, but the Uniclown game looks like it might be fun enough to work on.
Time to think about the rest of the month, then.
Fool's Code (Foldapuz) will be Monday 7th's game, Whatever this Unicycler thing is will be Monday 14ths.
I then need something Shoebox'y for the 21st, and something Patreon'y for the 28th.
I'm currently thinking the Shoebox'y game might be something a bit like Chu Chu Rocket, in that you place items and then hit the run button to see if it completes.
I'm not really sure whether that'll work, as I don't actually have any idea how that might work out, but I think I'd like a game like that inside Shoebox.
It might be fun, right?!
Clown, Trampoline, Lion.
.. There's definitely something there, I'm just not 100% sure what that idea is, just yet.
As for the Patreon game for the month...?
Clown invaders?
Juggle balls to hit clowns on their noses as they descend on the .. umm. .. audience? Sure, that'll do.
[verse]
I don't know what game to make next,
But a clown will surely appear.
With a big curly colourful wig,
And a red nose which honks when you squeeze it.
(Honk)
[chorus]
Honk honk honk, goes its big red nose.
When the clown is riding on a unicycle. (Honk, weee)
Honk honk honk, as its juggling all the balls.
Round and round and round and round and round the tent. (Honk, weee)
[break]
[verse]
I'm not sure quite where to start.
With a grid on the screen would be best.
But then what do I make for the gameplay?
I've been trying to decide this, all day.
(Honk)
[break]
[chorus]
Honk honk honk, goes its big red nose.
When the clown is riding on a unicycle. (Honk, weee)
Honk honk honk, as its juggling all the balls.
Round and round and round and round and round the tent. (Honk, weee)
[break]
[bridge]
Elephants, tigers and up in the air come the great trapeze artists with high wire dares.
They all come together within the big top where the big circus master asks no-one to stop.
Great thrilling action and fun all around, as with so many treats, all the laughter is found.
And then at the end of the day they all leave, 'cos this circus is off for another town's show.
[interlude]
Honk, Honk
(Honk)
Honk, Honk
(Honk)
[horn solo]
Honk, Honk
(Honk)
Honk, Honk
(Honk)
[break]
[chorus]
Honk honk honk, goes its big red nose.
When the clown is riding on a unicycle. (Honk, weee)
Honk honk honk, as its juggling all the balls.
Round and round and round and round and round the tent. (Honk, weee)
"Cartoon Derek wearing a pink clown wig and a red clown nose, standing in the rain, waiting for an idea to arrive." by DrawThings / Flux
I managed today's image on the MacBook using Flux inside DrawThings, where the single render is taking about a minute, as opposed to on Replicate where 4 renders usually takes about 12 seconds.. ... Ho hum.
DrawThings appears to be doing what it oughta, today, and the result is quite nice, but in the past I've had DrawThings slowly corrupt its own model, over time, so we'll see how long this lasts!
Int. Church Hall - Morning
[Dave has set up a stall with various oddly-coloured ScrunchCakes. A sign reads "ScrunchCakes - Now with Added Trajectory!"]
Dave: Seven ScrunchCakes out of two ovens!
Vicar: You bought a new oven?
Dave: No.
Green: I see the berry experiments didn't quite work out as planned.
Dave: They worked perfectly! Look at the aerodynamicness of them.
Vicar: Did you borrow Mr Green's oven?
Green: He doesn't have two ovens. He thinks that's a catchphrase.
Vicar: Two ovens?
Dave: Exactly! Maximum scrunch factor achieved!
[Mrs Thompson approaches the stall, eyeing the cakes suspiciously]
Mrs Thompson: Are these... safe to eat, this week?
Dave: Absolutely! Lady Computer calculated all the berry trajectories!
Green: Perhaps don't mention the computer-assisted baking, Dave. Or the trajectories.
Dave: It'sjust like that shop - "Cakes, Cakes, Cookies and Cakes" - only with more science and sausages!
Mrs Thompson: The science of baking. I like it.
Dave: The sausage meat provides the perfect density for fruit impact velocity!
Mrs Thompson: Impact?
Green: He's having one of his moments. The cakes are perfectly normal, Mrs Timpson.
[Mrs Thompson eyes Greenie suspiciously.]
Green: Well, normal-ish.
[Dave's watch beeps]
Dave: There we go. The internal temperature of the Raspberry Pi should be exactly 33.11 degrees
Vicar: What an odd temperature.
Dave: It isn't odd, it's the perfect temperature for the most excellent trajectory.
Mrs Thompson: Trajectory?
Dave: Time for a live demonstration!
[Dave picks up a cake and prepares to show its "trajectory"]
Green: Dave, no!
Vicar: Stop!
Dave: It's ok, I'm not a jinx anymore! I'm a culinary genius!
[End credits roll as Dave attempts to demonstrate "maximum scrunch factor" while Green tries to save the church hall tablecloth from becoming a casualty of experimental bakery based impacts.]
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