[verse]
Hey there, Mister juggling clown.
I see you on your unicycle.
Your circus tent is colourful,
The floor is shiny and cool.
Hopping along with a little bump,
As you try to make an epic jump.
We watch in awe as you do your tricks,
Some new, some old, we've seen before.

[chorus]
Round and round, you never fall,
Balance high, you win us all!
Spin and twisting, side to side,
Your happy smile so big and wide.
Roll and bounce, a joyful sight,
You dance under the circus lights!
Looping, leaping up so high,
A twinkle shining in your eye!

[verse]
Hey there, Mister juggling clown.
Watch for bananas on the ground.
You wobble once, but then you grin,
A little stumble, don't give in.
The crowd all gasp, then start to cheer,
You pull it back, there's no more fear!
A gentle twirl, an epic spin,
The greatest show will now begin!

[chorus]
Round and round, you never fall,
Balance high, you win us all!
Spin and twisting, side to side,
Your happy smile so big and wide.
Roll and bounce, a joyful sight,
You dance under the circus lights!
Looping, leaping up so high,
A twinkle shining in your eye!

[bridge]
Wobble-wobble, loop-de-loop,
Flipping pies and jumping hoops,
Confetti flies, the lights go bright,
A juggling act in mid-air flight
Spin to the left, bounce to the right,
You're riding high, it's such a sight.
The crowd goes wild, hip hip hooray.
Will he fall? No, not today.

[chorus]
Round and round, you never fall,
Balance high, you win us all!
Spin and twisting, side to side,
Your happy smile so big and wide.
Roll and bounce, a joyful sight,
You dance under the circus lights!
Looping, leaping up so high,
A twinkle shining in your eye!

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Balloons

Int. Dave's Living Room
[Dave is surrounded by floating red balloons, with strings tied to various pieces of furniture]

Dave: Seven balloons out of two helium tanks!
Green: Seven? Looks more like ninety nine red balloons.
Dave: It's for the Balloon Trip review.
Green: You're going on a trip?
Dave: No, the NES game. I'm reviewing Balloon Trip! For authenticity!
Green: Never heard of it.
Dave: What? You've never heard of Balloon Trip?
Green: It doesn't sound very exciting? Is it just a scenic glide over beautiful landscapes?
Dave: Well. Kinda. Just a black starfield, but otherwise, sure.
Green: You're not going to make me ride a unicycle, are you?
Dave: A unicycle?
Green: I think I had a bad dream about unicycles, last night, or something.
Dave: Balloon Trip doesn't have unicycles. Just floating.

[Lady Computer displays a warning message]

Green: I don't think those balloons should be tied to your monitor.
Dave: How else will I get authentic screenshots?
Green: The same way you usually do - by playing the game?
Dave: That's not how I usually do it. You should know that by now.

[A balloon pops near Lady Computer]

Dave: Wow! The authenticity!

[Lady Computer displays a shocked emoji]

Dave: See, the electric shocks are all on display and everything?
Green: Electric shocks? This doesn't sound like a very relaxing balloon trip.
Dave: The reviews have to be authentic!
Green: I don't think authentic balloon trippers tie balloons to computers.
Dave: But how else would Lady Computer get to experience the thrill?

[Dave starts floating slightly]

Dave: Look! It's working!
Green: Tip-toes doesn't count as floating, Dave.
Dave: Grab the camera, and get taking some epic action shots!

[End credits roll as Green tries to prevent Dave from turning his entire room into a floating hazard while Lady Computer frantically displays "ERROR: TOO MANY BALLOONS" messages]