[verse]
Look at me, as I balance, on a unicycle.
I'm throwing all my clubs up really high. (watch them fly)
I can ride along and hop above the flames,
As I try to keep my clubs up in the air. (watch them fly)

[chorus - airy]
Through the air, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
In the sky (really high)
Go my juggling clubs.
Spinning round, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
Don't get hit, (really hard)
By my juggling clubs.

[break]

[verse]
As I carry on my journey through the circus tent,
I avoid all of the spikes upon the floor. (dislike)
Hopping high I reach for clubs and try to juggle them, more.
Keep on riding through the tent all through the day. (watch me ride)

[chorus - airy]
Through the air, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
In the sky (really high)
Go my juggling clubs.
Spinning round, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
Don't get hit, (really hard)
By my juggling clubs.

[break]

[bridge]
uni, uni, uni, unicycle
uni, uni, unicycle (cycle)
uni, uni, uni, unicycle
uni, uni, unicycle (cycle)

Juggling, juggling, juggling, juggle the clubs, yeah,
Juggling, juggling, juggle clubs.
Juggling, juggling, juggling, juggle the clubs, yeah,
Juggling, juggling, juggle clubs.

Woo!

[break]

[chorus - airy]
Through the air, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
In the sky (really high)
Go my juggling clubs.
Spinning round, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
Don't get hit, (really hard)
By my juggling clubs.

[interlude - organ solo]

[chorus - airy]
Through the air, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
In the sky (really high)
Go my juggling clubs.
Spinning round, (through the air)
Go my juggling clubs.
Don't get hit, (really hard)
By my juggling clubs.


My juggling clubs.
My juggling clubs.
My juggling clubs.
My juggling clubs.

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Packed Flatly

Int. Dave's Shop
[Dave and Greenie are sat beside a pile of wooden shelves, screws, fixtures, screwdrivers, and a big giant hammer]

Dave: Alright, Greenie, let's see what we've got here. This thing should hold about a hundred cassettes, right?
Green: (nodding) Yeah, and the shelves can be shuffled around for big box games, CDs, DVDs, whatever you throw at it. Impressive purchase, Dave. Where did you find them?
Dave: This fancy new website called Emu or something.
Green: Awesome. Right then, you know this is going to be a blast. Hand me the screwdriver.

[They begin struggling with the unit, neither of them really knowing what they're doing. Greenie fumbles with a screwdriver, as he tries to wedge a bracket onto the side of a shelf]

Green: (yelling in pain) Holy heck, that hurts!
Dave: (laughing) And that was just the bracket. Wait until we have to slot them all together.

[The unit starts to wobble as they try to assemble it improperly, causing Greenie to drop a shelf with a frustrated exclamation.]

Green: I knew this was going to happen!
Dave: (smirks) Told you it wouldn't be too bad.
Green: Right, hold the base level.
[Dave grabs the base]

Green: No, the base.
Dave: That is the base.
Green: Hold it here.
[Dave moves to a different bit of the base, whilst Greenie tries to slot a panel into the side of the base]

[bang]

Green: Gah. Why am I always the one with the worst luck?
Dave: To be fair, that's usually me.

[With their best efforts, and multiple trips to the toolbox, they manage to get the unit together, though it looks more like a pile of random parts than a functional display unit.]

Dave: Tada!
Green: (amazed) I can't believe we did it!
Dave: And it only took [check watch] Three hours?
Green: Three?
Dave: And only another fifteen units to go!
Green: (wiping sweat from his brow) You know, for a moment there, I thought we were gonna pull this off.
Dave: (grinning) We can do it, Greenie. Together we can do anything! And we'll have the first bit of our super Game and ScrunchCake store, ready to go!
Green: Ours? I'm not investing in this business. This is all your chaos.
Dave: Right then, ready for number two?
Green: I might need a break first.
Dave: ScrunchCake?
Green: I'd rather eat the cassettes. (laughs)

[end credits roll]