[pre-verse]
Good morning cat. (Good morning)

[verse]
She wakes me up so early.
Wide awake it's time for food.
Scratching at my bed, she wakes my head,
And now it's time for morning time.

[chorus]
do doo do-do. Time for morning
do doo do. It's time to waken up.
doo do-do. Start my day
Do doo do-do. Get up, today.
do doo do-do. Bright and early
do doo do. Alarm is ringing.
doo do-do. Come on, now.
Do doo do-do. Wake up, hurray.

[break]

[pre-verse]
Waking up (Waking up)

[verse]
The day has started, nearly.
The sun is rising, slowly.
I shave my head and brush my teeth,
And now it's time for morning.

[chorus]
do doo do-do. Time for morning
do doo do. It's time to waken up.
doo do-do. Start my day
Do doo do-do. Get up, today.
do doo do-do. Bright and early
do doo do. Alarm is ringing.
doo do-do. Come on, now.
Do doo do-do. Wake up, hurray.

[break]

[pre-verse]
Good morning all. (Good morning)

[verse]
I'm up and had my coffee.
My mind is now alert and ready.
Time to start the things I need to do,
Or maybe go back for a nap.

[chorus]
do doo do-do. Time for morning
do doo do. But I'm still asleep.
doo do-do. Start my day
Do doo do-do. But I'm so comfy.
do doo do-do. I didn't sleep well.
do doo do. For three short hours.
doo do-do. I need more sleep.
Do doo do-do. It isn't going well.
doo do-do. My head's a mess.
do doo do. I can't think straight
doo do-do. It's still too early
Do doo do-do. This isn't great.
doo do-do. I am not coping.
do doo do. Alarm's still ringing
doo do-do. Let me sleep.
Do doo do-do. Go back to bed.

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Decorations
Int. Dave's Games and ScrunchCakes - Shop Floor

[Mrs Thompson and Barbara are hanging tartan banners, after the shop's closed]

Mrs Thompson: A little higher on your end. We don't want it getting in the way of the Arcade Scoreboard display.
Barbara: [reaching higher] We need bigger step-ladders.
Mrs Thompson: Don't suggest anything of the sort to Dave, he'll probably spend three months trying to construct an Optimal Decoration Placement device!
Barbara: It'll probably shoot the decorations out, or something.
Mrs Thompson: Ok, how's it looking now?
Barbara: Seems great from my end.
Mrs Thompson: I'm really looking forward to the Scrunch Around Britain. I think it might be great for custom.
Barbara: Do you think he'll keep doing that Pirate voice?
Mrs Thompson: He'd better not. I'm already sick of it, and the week hasn't even started yet.

[Dave emerges from the kitchen wearing a kilt and carrying a stepladder]

Dave: [singing] There's nae party atmosphere...
Barbara: Oh no, he's singing now.
Dave: Just getting into the spirit! Aye haggis bagpipes. We need more excitement in here!
Mrs Thompson: The decorations are quite enough excitement.
Dave: Should we put up some flashing lights?
Barbara: Why would we put up flashing lights?
Dave: These would be Scottish flashing lights!
Mrs Thompson: There's no such thing as Scottish flashing lights.
Dave: [in Connery voice] That'sh what you shthink!

[Green enters, carrying a disco ball]

Green: Are you sure about this?
Barbara: Oh my god. Where did that come from?
Dave: For atmosphere!!
Barbara: We're doing Scotland, not Saturday Night Fever.
Dave: But what about Scottish dancing? That's a thing, right?
Mrs Thompson: Not with a disco ball and flashing lights, David.
Dave: [back to pirate voice] Yarr, but the customers love a good show!
Barbara: [to Mrs Thompson] Should we be worried about Monday?
Mrs Thompson: I worry every day.

[End Credits Roll]